What happens to your soul when you become a zombie?

Does your soul go straight to heaven/hell after you die and turn into a zombie or do you have to be shot in the head first?

Chosen Answer:

Neither. Your soul is consumed by the T-virus. Sorry.

j-r
by: Jeliza-Rose
on: 20th April 09

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9 Responses to What happens to your soul when you become a zombie?

  1. Jeliza-Rose says:

    Neither. Your soul is consumed by the T-virus. Sorry.

    j-r

  2. Lena says:

    No such thing as a zombie. Sorry.

  3. Sexist Pig says:

    I’ll have to go ask my zombie friend that I keep in my shed.

  4. richard m says:

    zombies are myths so you will need a christian to answer this one

  5. Liberal AssKicker says:

    It rots.

    The only way to be a zombie is to be compelled to vote democrat, and that’s just the beginning of a long downhill slide into insanity.

    Before you know it, you start believing in things like fighting for higher taxes, removing all national defenses and posturing for the right transfer all power to the president.

  6. Carter Boy says:

    no such thing as zombies

  7. Vajradharma says:

    It rots with the corpse.. Sorry.

  8. Frozen Phoenix says:

    Jesus was a zombie. So was Lazarus. This is my only explanation.

  9. Zsolt H says:

    We are actually zombies now, and in the zombie state we do not have a soul yet.
    We are the living dead, as we go through this physical life without any purpose, without understanding what being a human really means. In terms of the real reality, life surrounding us we are simply dead.
    When we wake up from this dream like state, and start to walk on a path leading up to reviving our soul, we slowly leave the zombie behind, and become human.
    So it is the other way around, we are born like zombies, and when we acquire a soul we become human.
    Let us wake up now.

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