Why is the CDC covering up the face eating zombie incident and stating that ‘zombies dont exist’?

Question by Talibama: Why is the CDC covering up the face eating zombie incident and stating that ‘zombies dont exist’?
We all know that zombies are very real, and like to feed on brain.

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Answer by Progressive Libertarian Anarchist
Same reason they blacked out Vampires

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10 Responses to Why is the CDC covering up the face eating zombie incident and stating that ‘zombies dont exist’?

  1. Wolf Myth says:

    Because you live in a different world than us.

  2. Mas says:

    Because there is no such things as zombies bro

  3. Cletus says:

    Look in the mirror. You now will be able to recognize the target audience.

  4. wayfaroutthere says:

    Well if everyone had read the CDC’s guidelines on being prepared for a zombie apocalypse they wouldn’t be so scared.

    Maybe there is a cover-up, they seem to have removed those guidelines from their site.

  5. Queen Nancy Pelosi says:

    They exist. Oh, they do…

  6. Andy says:

    Keep panic to a minimum. Haven’t you seen the Walking Dead? Panic is what causes problems, everyone leaving the city at the same time would make it harder to get the rich and other “important” people out first!

  7. Jay says:

    The face eating incident was clearly drug related. Not from the undead.

    You do understand the difference, don’t you?

  8. Nicky No Name says:

    They’re using the zombies for cheap labour. It’s a massive conspiracy.

  9. Mark235 says:

    Its the bath salts and nothing else, no such things as zombies, that’s in movies and shows

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