When the zombie apocolypse comes, what will you do when you are confronted by a hot, naked zombie?

Question by Joe E: When the zombie apocolypse comes, what will you do when you are confronted by a hot, naked zombie?
You know it’s bound to happen. A really good looking guy or girl will be at home showering when their roomate turns into a zombie and attacks them. Soon you have a really hot naked zombie on the loose! What will you do?

Best answer:

Answer by Must be ^This High^ to Enter
do zombies take credit cards?

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7 Responses to When the zombie apocolypse comes, what will you do when you are confronted by a hot, naked zombie?

  1. Pepper says:

    OMG LOL THATS HILARIOUS

    i never even thought of that

    they all have tattered close in the movies i’ve seen

    ummmmmm i guess i’lkl just have to kill or be killed so no zombie sex for me :(

  2. mpc ?????? assassin says:

    i’d have to become a zombie pimp

  3. Michael Jordan says:

    tie em down…. hehe

  4. Beardog says:

    Yeah, decaying flesh doesn’t really turn me on. I’d kill a naked zombie just as fast as I’d kill a fully clothed zombie.

  5. ? l?l p??c? ?ƒ m? ? says:

    It depends, is he bloody and gross even though he’s hot? I think no matter which I would run the other way!

  6. Whaturmuva says:

    Realize your not into necrophilia and put one between her eyes.

  7. PrettyKitty™ says:

    Chop his head off XD I mean, he’s a zombie, I have no hope. My intent is surviving, not to have sex with a dead freak.

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