What sort of care and upkeep does a zombie turtle require?

Question by Deaner 2.0: What sort of care and upkeep does a zombie turtle require?
Do I need to feed it tiny zombie flies, for example?

Best answer:

Answer by Timinator .
It’s common knowledge that all zombies (regardless of race color or creed) feed on brain.

What do you think? Answer below!

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4 Responses to What sort of care and upkeep does a zombie turtle require?

  1. Snizz back with Nubs says:

    I think you have to feed it zombie snails.

  2. 1thousand is super fantastic says:

    It’s undead. You just need to never make eye contact and let it do what it needs to do. Annnnd don’t let it catch you with voodoo dolls. That makes them REALLY mad. Unless you got the doll from them.

  3. LazyOne says:

    Why in the world would you want to want to combine a turtle (slow) and a zombie (slower) together? Save yourself the hassle and get a pet rock–it probably moves faster than the turtle and won’t smell nearly as bad. =P

  4. john_von_lof says:

    Zombie turtle brain pellets. (rip-smart, zombie-co.)

    Keep him out of the water, or he’ll become rotting zombie turtle soup.

    Never take him out of the cage.

    Do not put him in there with a non zombie of any kind.

    You know that annoying guy, that lives next door, and keeps calling you to complain about noises that the OTHER neighbours are making (not you)? When you run out of zombie pellets, Throw your zombie through his window (go ahead and break the window, he’s now got more important things to worry about… and complain about… to the OTHER neighbours…

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