What is a good vodou ritual in Haiti to turn someone into a zombie?

Question by .: What is a good vodou ritual in Haiti to turn someone into a zombie?
Do zombies like being a zombie and do the real ones (not the Hollywood) ones eat brains for breakfast or do you think they favor Count Chocula?

Anyway if you know any good spells to turn someone into a zombie, I could use a butler around the place but there’s a recession, you know?

Best answer:

Answer by John Rambo First Blood
I don’t know of any rituals, but I keep my friend that was turned into a zombie three years ago in my shed. We will play PS3 together sometimes.

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One Response to What is a good vodou ritual in Haiti to turn someone into a zombie?

  1. addicted says:

    Well zombies make horrid butlers. Trust me. I mostly use them for landscaping and as watch-zombies. They tend to moan and slowing chase the mailman.
    And to answer your question, I think they do like being zombies. They love it when you rub their belly.
    As for the ritual, you will have to ask Obama’s grandma.

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