What if the zombies were not only fast, but intelligent?

Question by Lefty: What if the zombies were not only fast, but intelligent?
Let’s suppose they even organized into social groups and used group fighting techniques.

Let’s say a zombie can shoot back.

Now what do you do?

Best answer:

Answer by Drake
Better yet, lets pretend they exist!

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

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10 Responses to What if the zombies were not only fast, but intelligent?

  1. dnlsdvs says:

    then they wouldn’t be zombies

  2. Brown Dog says:

    Get them to put on revolutionary era garb, hang tea bags from their tri point hats and organize ’em for the benefit of corporations that are screwing them all. And us.

  3. Brown Bong Water says:

    An even better reason to become one of them 😛

  4. DaniNyko the Deinonychus says:

    The Intelligence of a zombie vs the Int. of a christian is nearly indistinguishable

  5. Cindy says:

    That’s pretty non-zombie to me. Eating brains and being undead ain’t enough for them? I call that uppity.

  6. steve says:

    rig all the guns in the world to backfire

    challenge complete

  7. cynic32 says:

    I will self-destroy at the first possibility of a zombie.

    /do not like them, no sir

  8. Just Plain Bob says:

    die and become a zombie.

  9. fwer says:

    Then there would no longer be any horror in getting turned into a zombie. Immortality (albeit rotting slowly) + intelligence ftw!

  10. Dark angel says:

    If they were Fast and Intelligent then they would no longer be Christians, LOL “Oh i am so going to hell for this”

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