Was Jesus a zombie? If so, does anyone see an inevitable zombie apocalypse in the future?

Question by meowlax: Was Jesus a zombie? If so, does anyone see an inevitable zombie apocalypse in the future?
If we assume Jesus existed and that everything that the Bible says about his resurrection is true. Then wouldn’t he technically be a zombie?

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Answer by Winston
And wouldn’t that make god a necromancer?

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2 Responses to Was Jesus a zombie? If so, does anyone see an inevitable zombie apocalypse in the future?

  1. MOTH FATHER REVISITED says:

    THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS ALREADY BEGUN!!!!11

  2. Lucid says:

    Stock up on beans, bullets, and band-aids folks, it’s gonna be a hell of a ride.

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