Q&A: What/where would you go in case of a zombie invasion?

Question by Morden Crow: What/where would you go in case of a zombie invasion?
In case of a zombie apocalypse, where would you go, what would you do? Bring friends? Go it alone? Have guns or not?
I’ll tell you what I would do. I’m currently going to college in a city, so my prospects aren’t looking too good. Anyways, I (and some friends, hopefully) would barricade the only entrance to the dorm with all/most of the furniture in the building.

Then, I would take my two 2 bags of poptarts, bag of beef jerky, 12 pack of diet coke, bag of tostitos and salsa, mostly full bottle of Captain Morgan, sandwich from lunch and laptop and go to the roof and chill out.

After I was done with all my food, maybe beforehand, you never know, I’d chug my liquor and hope that I died of alcohol poisoning/liver failure before the zombies got me.

Best answer:

Answer by Francisc H
“and hope that I died of alcohol poisoning/liver failure before the zombies got me.”
That’s wishful thinking, you know. :) The zombies would get you waaay before your liver choked in alcohol…

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4 Responses to Q&A: What/where would you go in case of a zombie invasion?

  1. MyAlien says:

    stand in my back yard and throw records at them with simon pegg?

  2. eeyore says:

    Go south where it is cold. Zombies do not like it very cold. They like warm weather.

  3. Mitchell says:

    Fully automatic AK 47 on my left hand, AA 12 on my right.
    With a joint of weed in my mouth.

    If gotsta die anyway, ima take some dead motherf*ckers with me on the journey to hell anyway.

  4. Vladimir Dämon~~? says:

    i live in a 2 story apartment building i would tear the stairs down cause we only have one way up in one way down would have a rope that i would climb up in down with because we all know that zombies are stupid in are all ready brain dead all they want is the easy victims on the ground in they move to slow i would start by picking off one by one in shot them in the head

    Dämon~~?

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