How screwed would the world be if Chuck Norris became a zombie?

Question by Zombie With Fresh Socks: How screwed would the world be if Chuck Norris became a zombie?
I know it is impossible, but let’s imagine for just a slight moment that by some bizarre fluke of circumstances, Chuck Norris got bitten and was actually affected by the virus. What could the world do to stop the Chuck Norris zombie, if anything?

Best answer:

Answer by brb
a chuck norris that can only be killed by destroying the brain????????????
you just scared the s hit out of me.
i actually just pooped a little in my pants. thanks. thanks a lot.

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3 Responses to How screwed would the world be if Chuck Norris became a zombie?

  1. Kevin says:

    i just went stupid from thinking about that.

    there would be no stopping Zombie Chuck Norris

  2. Lazyhighschoolteen says:

    It’s simple really, to stop Chuck from killing… we just have to commit mass suicide. Can’t kill what isn’t alive. Unless Mr.Norris can literally bear up ghost.

  3. Chase says:

    This question is illogical.

    Chuck Norris cannot die. If he gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie becomes a Chuck Norris.

    True story.

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