How many laws would I be breaking if I started a prostitution ring of zombies?

Question by : How many laws would I be breaking if I started a prostitution ring of zombies?
So if i was involved with illegal viral research, and created an army of zombie prostitutes how many laws would that break?
Also can you name the laws I would be breaking?

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Answer by Spoo Gen
I know the first one: Don’t spend points asking bullsh*t on yahoo answers

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2 Responses to How many laws would I be breaking if I started a prostitution ring of zombies?

  1. kril_420 says:

    Who do you think will pay for sex with zombie?

  2. Ted K says:

    To answer this question we must first consider the 5 Zombie Laws now on the books:

    1. Zombies can be your mother, your brother, your drinking buddy, but they are no longer your friend.
    2. They carry a virus that is spread by their bite. The virus comes from outer space or more likely – the government.
    3. They can only be stopped by dismantling their brain or severing their head from their body.
    4. Zombies feast on human flesh and won’t stop until they’ve consumed every last living human.
    5. They have no emotion or feeling. You can’t reason with them or tame them.

    Since the whole idea of prostitution is to pay someone to be your “friend,” based on statute #1, a zombie prostitute would be a contradiction in terms. Since the zombie is incapable of being your friend, even if offered compensation, your attempt would be doomed to failure. The good news is that there would be no police around to enforce this statute, the bad news is they wouldn’t NEED to be around, since the zombies are self-policing in that regard. “poor guy, thought he was buying himself a few minutes of pleasure but only got his liver eaten–when he came, he went.”

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